Now, I’d rather stay, far, far away.

Either way, the energy is simply not good.

Why would I want to live my life in fear that Paul Mescal playing Paul McCartneyis a joke?

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Something else I was glad to confirm is real today:Jenna Ortega’s newbleached brows.

On April 1, the 22-year-old arrived to CinemaCon 2025 in Las Vegas with lighter than ever before eyebrows.

And though you candefinitely fake them, looks like this bleach job is serious.

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This time around, she paired up with makeup artistVincent Oquendofor a soft goth look.

A bronze cheek and glossy nude-brown lip finished things off.

Ugh, what a horrible look.

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April fools!!!

She’s gorgeous as ever.

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